Boy :-Tune mera dil jalayea
aur mera dil jal k rakh ho geya.
Girl :- Teri yeh qurbani bekar nahi jayegi,
raakh yaha bhej de bartan manjne k kaam ayegi.

Likhu to paigam kuch aisa likhu,
ki kalam bhi rone pe majbur ho jaye...
Har lafz me vo dard bhar du,
ki padnewale DISPRIN lene ko majbur ho jaye.

Kisi ladki ko chedo us ka haath pakd lo
agar wo wapis thapad maar de to kaho
"tum peh

le imtihaan main pass ho gae
mujhe aise hi ladki chahiye thi...

Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain
Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain
logon ki patniyon ke pas ghanton bethkar
unke pati ke marne ke fayde batate hain.

Meri Yaad aaye = yaad karo

Zyada aye =MSG karo

Or Zyada aye = PHONE karo

Or bhi Zyada aye = MILO,

Usse bhi Zyada aye = Plz jhooth bolna band karo..

Aaj
Raat

Theek
12

Baje

ke

baad

1 bejega!!